Hugh Jackman Contracts Nasty Case Of Down Syndrome

Actor and masturbation fodder for middle aged women, Hugh Jackman has contracted a nasty case of down syndrome.

As is evident from the photo above Hugh is now a full on tard. Hugh was seen playing in the ocean waves for over an hour before eating a fist full of sand then falling asleep for a nap. When Hugh awoke he proceeded to enthusiastically chase seagulls while letting out squeals of joy.

A close friend of Hugh’s commented that it was the happiest they’ve seen the actor in a long time.