Matthew Perry Dead At 54

Could Matthew Perry BE less alive? No, no he couldn’t, as the actor passed away earlier today at his North Hollywood duplex home.

Of course Matthew Perry will best be remembered for playing the extremely flamboyant homosexual “man about town” Chandler Bong on the hit infidel sitcom “Sex in the City”.

And while a cause of death has not been released yet, investigators have not ruled out foul play. Specifically they are looking to speak to a woman named “Janice” about her whereabouts at the time of Matthew’s death… Although her voice is reportedly so annoying that they are unlikely to be able to extract much information.

Unfortunately for fans looking for an opportunity to mourn the late actor, an official funeral service is unlikely as Matthew Perry famously had no friends.