Nicolas Cage Caught On Tape Getting A Blowjob

Actor Nicolas Cage was caught on tape getting jerked off and then blown in the shocking video below.

Every guy enjoys a good tug and suck, but clearly Nicolas Cage enjoys it a little bit more than most as he can barely control himself in this video.

If Nicolas thought that this girl was good, he should come visit my harem in Kabul. I have a girl there that can do things to a taint like you would not believe.

Of course Nicolas Cage is only invited to sample my taint tickler if he promises to make “National Treasure 3: The Search For Obama’s Birth Certificate“. In the film Cage will learn that America is being turned into a caliphate under secret Muslim Obama, and he will joyfully accept this and help brother Barack write Shariah law into Obamacare.