Obama Names His Secretary of Defense

Barack Obama has named his Secretary of Defense… and he’s a Colonel!
In a move that will surely shake up the status quo in Washington, Barack Obama chose Colonel Sanders to be his Secretary of Defense. This is a bold selection that will set the tone for Obama’s new international relations agenda.
Col. Sanders is definitely not a Washington insider. Though he is a Colonel, he tends to spend most of his time on his chicken farm in Kentucky rather than in the bowels of the Pentagon.
While introducing his new Secretary of Defense, Obama had this to say: “He is a man I can trust. He is a man the American people can believe in. We know what we are getting with Col. Sanders. We know he is a Colonel. We know he can keep a secret (recipe). We know he fries one hell of a chicken.”
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