Tiger Woods Had Gay Sex

According to one time Playboy model and alleged Tiger Woods’ mistress Loredana Jolie, Tiger had sex with other men in front of her. Loredana says she is planning to tell all about how she and Tiger “came about, his healthy appetite for arranged sex, threesomes, girls next door, girl-girl, and an answer to all the rumors surrounding Woods’ sexuality.”

No word yet if Tiger’s alleged male mistresses were white with blonde hair and big breasts. However, my friend from Boston assures me that Tiger was most likely doing his good friend Derek Jeter because “Jeter is a homo”.

If there is one thing that we can take away from this latest development it is that if you are a famous married guy and you want to cheat on your wife do it with a man! Notice how no guys have come forward seeking fame for having been banged by Tiger. That’s because guys know how to keep their damn mouth’s shut.