Taylor Swift Is Creepy, Desperate To Marry

We all know that when it comes to love, Taylor Swift seems to always get the short end of the stick. In fact Taylor Swift has made a career from her unlucky love life by writing mildly annoying country-esque songs about all the men who have pretended to love her just to get their dick’s wet.

Now according to the video above, Taylor Swift has been loved and left one too many times and has finally snapped. She now creepily wonders the halls of her mansion in a old wedding dress while her black lifeless eyes search desperately for a man to marry. A fitting end for a harlot who dared to defy the time tested institution of arranged marriage.