Taylor Swift Leaving Her Plastic Surgeon’s Office After A Boob Job

Taylor Swift shows off her new perky round titties while leaving her plastic surgeon’s office in the photos below.

With her bleached blonde hair, eating disorder, and boob job, Taylor Swift is transforming herself into the stereotypical Southern Californian whore. Unfortunately for Taylor her androgynous flat bird chest was her one physical feature us Muslims liked, as female breasts of any kind are harem and must only be tolerated to feed our future Jihadist offspring.

Of course fake boobies are even more blasphemous then natural ones. For not only do they represent sinful female vanity, but according to a recent exposé by the Iranian version of “Frontline”, the infidel plastic surgeons use a concoction made of Palestinian orphan tears and pig’s blood to inflate the artificial chest bags. No doubt Taylor Swift feels sexy walking around with her engorged baby feeders in these photos, but she will not have that smug look of self-satisfaction on her face when she is unable to dodge our righteous stones while being weighed down by those bolt-ons.