Taylor Swift Is A Homo Wrangler

Country music star Taylor Swift has become a homo wrangler. As you can see in the photo above, Taylor enthusiastically embraces her new career by wrestling a 5-point sissy to the ground.

Homo wranglers like Taylor Swift are a vital part of the American South’s economy, as in the South the homosexual’s silky smooth pelt is used for everything from pillow cases to women’s cosmetics.

It is just unfortunate that the rest of the backwards United States does not follow Taylor Swift’s and the South’s example, by hunting and skinning their homos instead of trying to gay marry them.