Taylor Swift Has A Penis

As you can clearly see by the bulge in the photo above, Taylor Swift has a penis.

Taylor Swift being a tranny should come as no surprise as she has dated some of the biggest closet case homoqueers in heathen Hollywood like Jake Gyllenhaal, Taylor Lautner, and John Mayer.

Based on the look of lust in Taylor Swift’s eyes, and the straining of the fabric on the front of her pants, she is about at half mast in this photo. Luckily for Taylor, Hollywood is full of DL power bottoms looking to get their anuses stretched, so she should have no problem getting her rocks off soon.