Selena Gomez Lesbo Birthday Celebration With Taylor Swift

Selena Gomez celebrated her 21st birthday yesterday by having a lesbodyke fest with Taylor Swift and some of her other lesboqueer friends.

Taylor Swift posted the picture above from the festivities, showing her and Selena posing with the pagan lesbo sex goddess Ariel, who’s mermaid body symbolizes the typical lesbians’ extremely fishy smelling vagina.

If that wasn’t bad enough, instead of a birthday cake Selena Gomez served her cunt-crazed guests a plate of (I kid you not) TACOS!

The foregoing of birthday cake for tacos is not only grounds to deport Selena Gomez back to Mexican, but is so ripe with lesbian symbolism that Ellen Degeneres herself called Selena’s party “really freaking gay“.