Ellen Sexually Frustrates Taylor Swift

Ellen Degeneres sexually frustrates Taylor Swift by telling her she is only going to penetrate her with one finger instead of her whole fist.

While it is certain that Ellen has much practice fingering lady holes, she may have bitten off more than she can chew by thinking she can satisfy a gaping baby box like Taylor Swift’s with just one finger.

In fact one would imagine that Ellen would have to stick their whole leg into Taylor Swift before she’d feel filled up. Of course one average sized Muslim man could provide the same effect with his loins, but good luck to Taylor trying to seduce us into bed.