Is Taylor Swift The New Hugh Hefner With 6 Girlfriends?

Is Taylor Swift trying to become the new Hugh Hefner? If this picture of her showing up at the CMT awards with 6 slutty lesboqueer girlfriends is any indication the answer is a resounding yes.

Taylor Swift’s appetite for the ladies is well documented as she has been romantically linked to everyone from Selena Gomez to Katy Perry, so this latest act of brazen lesbianism should come as no surprise.

Clearly Taylor Swift is one horny dyke who enjoys the company of multiple women, probably staying up all night caressing each others nude bodies, licking, sucking, fingering, and scissoring until they collapse into a big pile of exhausted nakedness. Just the thought of it makes me ill, may Allah smite Taylor Swift soon and most righteously!