Selena Gomez Teaches Girls How To Sit Like A Whore

When Disney star Selena Gomez isn’t out having unprotected sex with strangers, she pursues her other passion, educating the next generation of infidel girls in the ways of the whore.

Selena Gomez has a strong conviction that all girls should grow up to be tremendous whores like herself, and to help bring this about she tries to influence them with her own slutty behavior through her TV shows, public appearances, and concerts.

As you can see in the photo above, at a recent concert Selena took time out of the show to demonstrate to the impressionable young girls in the crowd how they should be sitting, telling them that, “Sit like this if you want to be cool like me. The smell of your snatch will attract boys and you will become super popular!”

Clearly parents would be wise to protect their children from Selena Gomez’s influence by banning all media related to Selena from their homes. If their child protests then they are already too far gone and should be sold off to a brothel post haste.