Selena Gomez Converts To Hinduism

As you can see in the photo above, Selena Gomez has converted to the pagan religion of Hinduism.

Selena Gomez is embracing her new religion by wearing a “bindi”, also known as the dot between the eyes us Muslims aim our AK-47s at.

Since Selena Gomez is a Mexican it should be a smooth transition for her into Hindu life, as she already doesn’t bath regularly, steals American jobs, and voluntarily swims across sewage infested rivers. In fact, if you just switch the sacred animal from the cow to the donkey all Mexicans would already be Hindus.