Selena Gomez Acts Like A Whore, Ruins Thanksgiving

It should go without saying, but never take a slut like Selena Gomez home for Thanksgiving.

As you can see in the photo above Selena Gomez ruined Thanksgiving dinner for her girlfriend Justin Bieber’s family when she acted like a complete whore, and tried to perform sex acts on the various foods at the table.

The Bieber family was mortified early on when Selena Gomez volunteered to clean out the turkey, but did so with her mouth. Her behavior didn’t get any better during dinner when she shot yams out of her vagina, massaged the gravy into her tits, and tried to deep throat the corn on the cob.

Needless to say Selena Gomez won’t be invited back to dinner any time soon.