Scarlett Johansson Performing Nude Yoga

Scarlett Johansson shows off her sin holes while performing nude yoga in the disturbing photo above.

As if it wasn’t bad enough that Scarlett Johansson has once again flaunted her blasphemous nude feminine body, but to do so while partaking in the heathen Hindu practice of yoga is just too much for us pious Muslims to handle and causes our righteous rage to floweth over.

Yes it is tough to say which is worse, female sexual expression or yoga, but unfortunately in the degenerate West both of these vices combine as many women prostitute their bodies in tight see through pants while bending over and sticking their legs behind their heads in yoga studios. Of course the fact that Scarlett is performing “upward crab” while completely naked in this photo just goes to show that it is a slippery slope to unimaginable depravity once women begin expressing themselves physically through movements.

However, you can rest assured that once Islam finishes conquering the world yoga will be outlawed, and any woman seen so much as trying to touch her toes will be stoned right there on the spot.