Scarlett Johansson's Nude Ass Is On The Auction Block

Actress Scarlett Johansson has just put her nude ass up for auction at Lloyds of London.

As you can see from the photo above, Scarlett is asking for 1,500 British pounds to pound her poop chute, and frankly that is way WAY too much.

After looking at Scarlett’s naked butt through the years it is clear that even in her prime it wasn’t worth more than one sick old goat and a gallon jug of pesticide. The fact that Scarlett thinks that she could get the equivalent value of a used Toyota war truck for it now is laughable.

Besides Scarlett’s best side has always been her front…

So if she is serious about getting top dollar for her aged and damaged goods, then that is the side of her that she should be featuring… Saggy titties be damned.