Rihanna Shows Her Butt While Trying To Surf

Pop star Rihanna is at it again, showing off her filthy butt in a bikini while attempting to surf.

Why does Rihanna continue to try and surf when she is obviously terrified of getting her weave wet, so she just ends up clinging to the board like a scared cat?

One can only suspect that Rihanna is using surfing as an excuse to prostitute her shameful nearly nude body, and stick her worn out ass in the air. Allah willing the smell emanating from Rihanna’s hide quarters attracts the seagulls who will hopefully poop on Rihanna’s nappy head for this slutty outrage.