Naked Rihanna Named Sexiest Woman Alive 2011
Posted October 11, 2011
in Rihanna
A magazine has actually named Rihanna the “Sexiest Woman Alive” for 2011, and no it was not National Geographic, it was the homosexuals at Esquire.
How anyone can even call this slutty she-beast “sexy” is beyond me. Rihanna has an enormous head, a grotesque body, and the personality of a meth addicted whore. She couldn’t sexy her way out of a wet paper bag!
Of course to thank Esquire for giving her the title of sexiest woman Rihanna got naked and covered herself in leafs and shit for some photos for the magazine. Not surprisingly they came out as sexy as she is, which is to say not at all, as you can see below.
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Billie Eilish
Kylie Jenner
Sydney Sweeney
Jenna Ortega
Millie Bobby Brown
Ana de Armas
Kim Kardashian
Sofia Vergara
Selena Gomez
Elizabeth Olsen
Alexandra Daddario
Scarlett Johansson
Jennifer Aniston
Jennifer Lawrence
Zendaya
Megan Fox
Sabrina Carpenter
Salma Hayek
Jennifer Lopez
Margot Robbie
Google please…….This abomination named Rihanna isn’t even the sexiest primate alive. Esquire magazine hasn’t been anything but a piece of shit rag for the last 50 years. I think they meant to say Stinkiest woman alive for 2011. She covered herself in leaves and shit to hide the stench but it didn’t work. I can smell her thru the computer screen and it ain’t pretty………
Demi Lovato shat on those leaves, the joke’s on Rihanna.
Those aren’t leaves, Swamp Thing pulled it out and came all over her.
That monkey should be back in Africa where most all of the blacks belong. I am so sick of the googles and the n word crap. They are the most racist people on the earth and people let them get away with it.
Make those idiots that we have to put up with learn english and raise the learning standards so that idiot race learns to add and subtract. Also be nice of some of them know how to read..
God, I would lick every inch of that silky cocoa. Ahhhhhhhhh, I just blew two nuts.
jackoff king
Don’t brag about sucking cock on this blog.
Us Muslims are disgusted by you pecker popping homoqueers.
You are a jackoff alright
Anybody that would lick that nasty bitch has a bad case of coprophagia and you need serious help. That bitch is so ugly she went to the zoo once and the zookeeper thanked her for coming back to the cage on her own.
That’s what Esquire gets when they let Tarzan and Cheetah judge a beauty contest.
How can anyone find an ugly bitch totally smeared with feces be attractive? Even though I have a strong stomach, I almost puked on the keyboard glancing at the naked simian in provocative whore poses.
Esquire magazine is a rag that caters to filthy homoqueers that are into bestiality and zoophilia.
No faggot you just can’t fuck any girl beside your 200 pound overweight mother so I can see that your cum is the worst cum in the world and you’ve never fucked a bitch
Is that a gun tattoo behind her titty? What a trashbag…
Yes, I blew two loads in yer moms mouth, while looking at a chimp. Says alot about yer mom! I forgot your culture fucks sheep and goat. My apologies.
Jerkoff
I would rather fuck a goat or a sheep before I would fuck a google. They don’t stink as much and have a more pleasant personality. Plus you tell me a sheep isn’t prettier than Rihanno, they are white and she is black, and they don’t have tats….
You would rather fuck sheep because thats all you could fuck. We all know your just a fat piece of shit hiding behind a computer.
asshole
Shut up you inbred moron.
No self respecting sheep would ever consider fucking a twelve toed jackass like you.
Stick to boning your three-eyed sister and keep your stupid comments to yourself.