Rihanna Healing Racial Tensions With Handjobs

Move over Rose Parks there is a new civil rights hero in town, as washed-up pop star Rihanna appears to heal racial tensions by giving a white man a handjob in the video clip below.

There is certainly no denying that by jerking this pasty penis Rihanna has done more to fix America’s race issues than that uppity Martin Luther King ever did.

And if Rihanna out on her balcony on all fours with her naked ass sticking up in the air like this does not squelch the riots currently gripping the US of A then surely nothing will…

For whether you are black, brown, yellow, white, red, or Portuguese, I think we can all come together and agree that Rihanna is a dirty cum receptacle that needs to constantly be choking on a man’s trouser nightstick… So in the immortal words of the late Rev King “can’t we all just get along“… by slamming the sex holes of this Sub-Saharan slut.