Paris Hilton And Tara Reid Try To Stay Relevant On Instagram

Banged out old whores from the 1990’s Paris Hilton and Tara Reid both tried to stay relevant by posting slutty photos to their Instagram accounts this weekend.

As you can see in the photo above, Paris Hilton took a selfie of her surprisingly full cleavage while wearing a bathrobe and waiting to get her genital warts burned off at some sort of fancy STD spa.

For her part Tara Reid had her photo taken while completely nude and laying in a hammock. Of course Tara Reid has no choice in regards to the hammock, as the years Tara spent getting her ass pounded in the heathen Hollywood have left her with crippling hemorrhoids and an extremely tender anus.

Yes, it is clear from these Instagram photos that, much like the herpes virus that courses through their veins, Paris Hilton and Tara Reid are determined to be around forever and flare up at the most inopportune moments.