Olivia Jade Nude And Going Back To School

After being humiliated and forced to withdraw from the University of Southern California when it was revealed that her mother actress Lori Loughlin bribed admissions officials to get her in, the future is looking much brighter for social media star Olivia Jade as the nude photo application above has just gotten her accepted into the prestigious Harem University in Riyadh.

Yes, Olivia Jade is finally going to be putting her talents to good use as she studies to get her concubine degree. And as her academic adviser for the testicular arts, I can tell you that if Olivia puts as much effort into tongue bathing my enormous hairy ball satchel as she did looking like a vapid slut in the selfies above then she will be getting an A+.

There is certainly no denying that Harem University is where Olivia Jade was always meant to be… And it is ironic that her mother is going to get her ass pounded by guards in federal prison, just so that Olivia could figure out that her true calling is getting her ass pounded by virile Muslim meat scuds.