Octomom’s Reality-TV Show: 15 Suggested Titles

“Octomom” Nadya Suleman and her 14 children have agreed to film a reality-TV show, and CelebJihad has obtained a leaked list of possible show titles. What’s your favorite?
 

• Whole Bunch’a Bastards
• Just the Ten of Us…Without the Birth Defects
• Nadya Suleman’s Postpartum Pool Party
• The “Maybe Pat Buchanan Was Right About That Whole Culture War Thing” Show
• Hotdog Hallway
• Welfare St-Eight
• America’s Next Top Child Star…to Overdose on Speedballs Outside the Viper Room
• Survivor: Infanticide Island
• Kids Say the Darndest Things…to the Department of Children and Family Services
• Whore Knows Best
• Everybody Hates Nadia
• Are You Smarter Than a Third-Grade Educated, Attention Starved, System-Draining, Two-Bit Whore?
• King of Queefs
• Roseanne
• Eight is Enough…to Make My Vagina Look Like a Gym Bag Full of Elephant Trunks

Have a better title? Register, and leave it in the comment section. The best title will win a CelebJihad t-shirt. The winner will be announced on Monday, August 3rd.

Special thanks to contributors Mike Hatton, Sam Mechling, Eric Filipkowski, Jon Mitchel and Chad Zumock.