Octomom Has A Crush On Jon Gosselin

In a new interview with Radar Online, Nadya “Octomom” Suleman admits, “I kind of have a crush on Jon Gosselin. I think he’s hot!”

Of course Jon Gosselin’s sex appeal is undeniable. What woman could resist a pudgy middle-aged Asian guy with hair plugs who wears Ed Hardy all the time? However, I just can’t help but think that Octomom’s attraction for Jon Gosselin runs deeper than just the physical.

These two seem to be made for each other. They both love using fertility drugs to have unholy amounts of children at one time. They both like abandoning those children to pursue a career as a D-list celebrity. And they both have huge vaginas.

Jon and Nadya Plus 22 here we come.