Nina Dobrev Looking Thick In A Bikini

“The Vampire Diaries” star Nina Dobrev has really ballooned up this summer, as you can see in the photos below of her parading her meaty thighs around a yacht while in a bikini.

Clearly Nina Dobrev’s sudden weight gain is the result of her following the typical Western woman’s diet, which consists of eating tons of greasy fried foods and swallowing gallons upon gallons of man milk. If Nina Dobrev gets any fatter then she will almost certainly end up getting knocked up with a rapper’s mongrel interracial baby by Christmas.

Nina’s only hope to avoid this most cursed fate is to immediately develop an eating disorder (preferably anorexia but lets be honest she is clearly weak-willed so bulimia is probably her best bet). Nina should also keep a basketball handy at all times (perhaps she can stuff one under her rapidly expanding “gunt”), for she’ll never know when she’ll need to deploy a distraction as the abids can hone in on a thick white woman with low self-esteem from up to half a mile away.