Nina Dobrev vs. Miranda Kerr: Upskirt Battle

Actress Nina Dobrev and super model Miranda Kerr partake in an upskirt battle, as both women recently “accidentally” flash their blasphemous nether regions to the camera in the photos below.

First up we have Nina Dobrev, who went with the classic oops I spread eagle climbing into a car routine for her upskirt pics below. Thankfully Nina was wearing solid black panties at the time, so her no doubt herpes scar riddled sin slit was hidden from view.

Not to be outdone Miranda Kerr took a completely different approach to her upskirt shots by performing the oops a gust of wind (or possibly a noxious fart) just blew up the back of my dress routine in these pics.

It is difficult to say who won this upskirt battle, for while Nina Dobrev put more on display with her legs spread, Miranda Kerr exposed far more bare flesh by wearing a thong. In the end it is us pious Muslims who are the real winners, for thanks to the righteous concealment of the holy burka combined with the ominous threat of the stones of justice these sorts of sickening upskirt displays never occur in the civilized Islamic world.