Mila Kunis Flashes Ring And Vagina To Celebrate Her Engagement

Well it is official, Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are engaged. Mila and Ashton first met on the set of their hit Fox show “That 70’s Show” when Mila was just 15-years-old.

The ring appears to be a large pear-shaped solitaire set on a platinum band.

Despite their characters having an ongoing romance on the show, Ashton was not at all interested in nubile Mila, and instead married old hag Demi Moore. However now that Mila Kunis is 30-years-old, and she looks like someone let the air out of her, Ashton did not hesitate to lock her down for good.

After flashing her new diamond engagement ring, Mila Kunis then celebrated her upcoming nuptials further by flashing her old vagina in the photo above.

The vagina appears to be a hairy pear-shaped clam set between scars from genital warts

No doubt as Mila Kunis’ vagina continues to age (poorly I might add) it will appreciate in value in Ashton’s eyes, unlike that diamond engagement ring which is a grossly inflated in value piece of glorified carbon popularized for the profit of Zionists.