The Top 10 Celebrity Nude Lesbian Sex Scenes

June is the hopelessly depraved West’s sacred season of “Gay Pride”. It is a time for the infidels to gather to worship at the altar of sodomy, intestinal worms, and shitting their adult diapers after decades of transforming their anus holes into gaping, wind-whistling caverns.

However, amidst all of the excrement excitement of this fecal-fueled frenzy, a grievously overlooked tribe is cast into the shadows: the lesbians—those poor, misguided maidens who, having never been properly plowed by a virile, red-blooded Islamic stallion, and so have resorted to fumbling with their gal pals using an arsenal of battery-powered toys and questionable hygiene.

But fear not, for we shall right this grievous wrong! Let us turn our gaze from the sphincter-stretching, colon-collapsing carnival of the male deviants and shine a spotlight on the sapphic spectacles of Showbiz’s most shameless starlets, as we present “The Top 10 Celebrity Nude Lesbian Sex Scenes” in cinematic history below… A sordid showcase of some of heathen Hollywood’s biggest stars scissoring, groping, and taco-tickling.

#10 Cate Blanchett & Rooney Mara – “Carol”

#9 Rachel McAdams & Rachel Weisz – “Disobedience”

#8 Natalie Portman & Mila Kunis – “Black Swan”

#7 Gina Gershon & Jennifer Tilly – “Bound”

#6 Kate Winslet & Saoirse Ronan – “Ammonite”

#5 Kim Min-Hee & Kim Tae-Ri – “The Handmaiden”

#4 Naomi Watts & Laura Harring – “Mulholland Drive”

#3 Kate Mara & Ellen Page – “My Days of Mercy”

#2 Natalie Krill & Erika Linder – “Below Her Mouth”

#1 Lea Seydoux & Adele Exarchopoulos – “Blue is the Warmest Color”