Megan Fox In A Tiny Pink Bikini

As we reported earlier today, Megan Fox is trying to distract the infidel masses from the release of “Transformers 3” by whoring out her body for attention. Well now Megan has kicked it up a notch by appearing in a tiny pink bikini.

As a Muslim no act of sick sexual perversion by Megan Fox would stop be from seeing “Transformers 3”. I greatly enjoy its anti-Semitic undertones with the evil “Decepticons” (AKA Jews) trying to destroy the world, only to be thwarted time and time again by a sleeper cell of “Transformers” with strong moral convictions.

Yes Megan Fox is a fool if she thinks that she will stop people from seeing this important film just by wearing a bikini. My advise to her is to try some hardcore ass to mouth shots with that d-bag she is always hanging around with. Not that I think that would work either, but it couldn’t hurt (much) to try.