Kesha Cleans Up Nice For Instagram

Kesha Cleans Up Nice For Instagram

Serving as a host to numerous parasites is finally paying off for pop singer Kesha, as she actually looks someone fit in these new pictures from her Instagram. Clearly the various tapeworms and vaginal weebles that are eating away at Kesha’s flesh have done wonders for her figure, as she actually now appears to have ..

What Ke$ha Sounds Like Without Auto-Tune

What Ke$ha Sounds Like Without Auto-Tune

We have obtained a recording of what the pop-star and she-beast Ke$ha’s singing voice sounds like without the aid of auto-tune. There really is no apt description for Ke$ha’s voice. The closest I could come to describing it would be that she sounds like a flaming homosexual trying to do a New York accent while ..

Ke$ha Is An American Sex Symbol

Ke$ha Is An American Sex Symbol

Pop star and American sex symbol Ke$ha emerged from the ocean yesterday in what heathens believe to be a “sexy” swimsuit. As Muslims it is hard for us to understand the degenerate American aesthetic, which has been molded by years of reality television and alcohol abuse. Unlike Americans we like our women to have large ..

Ke$ha Now Islam’s #1 Target

Ke$ha Now Islam’s #1 Target

Fellow Jihad loyalists, this is a call to take action against the single biggest threat to not only to Islam, but to all of humanity. They call her “Ke$ha”. She has no political agenda, and while she may be only slightly more Godless than the other whores that infest the music industry, this swamp creature ..