Katy Perry’s Bestiality Allegation Shocker

Just when I think this country and its celebrities have hit rock bottom, Katy Perry manages to sink even further into depravity. As the photo above clearly demonstrates, Katy Perry takes part in wanton acts of bestiality. No, I’m not talking about that filthy British ape man to whom she prostitutes herself. I’m talking about disgusting sex acts with circus animals, including elephants.

Katy is truly a sick individual. The Qur’an strictly forbids both bestiality and oral sex, not to mention that a woman is also not allowed to open her mouth more than four centimeters without the permission of a male relative. But despite these clearly defined rules, just look at how Katy struggles to fit her mouth around the elephant’s giant member.

Katy Perry must be punished. I did not spare my own sister when I caught her in a compromising position with my uncle’s camel. We buried her up to her head in the sand, covered her face with Nutella and left her for the scorpions. The same must be done to Katy Perry if this country wishes the Celebrity Jihad to end!