Katy Perry Simulates Sex Acts On SNL

Pop star Katy Perry simulated various sex acts while performing on “Saturday Night Live” over the weekend.

As you can see in the GIF above, Katy Perry inflicted SNL’s TV viewing audience of nearly 3 dozen stoners and hipsters to the sight of her pretending to bounce on a penis and then jerk one off onto her face.

Unfortunately for Katy Perry these sorts of simulated acts of whorish behavior just won’t cut it in today’s pop world. The bar has been lowered and today’s pop star is going to have to actually perform sex acts on stage (possibly on a farm animal) if they want to get publicity.