Kate Upton Celebratory Tit Flash And Nude Ass Fingering

Model Kate Upton appears to celebrate landing the #1 spot on Maxim magazine’s “Hot 100” list by excitedly flashing her tits in the video clip below and fingering her anus hole in the nude pic above.

May Allah protect us from Kate ever winning a distinction that actually matters, for there is no telling what sort of sickeningly sinful celebratory displays she would put on then.

Of course this isn’t 2010 so Kate Upton isn’t really relevant anymore, and the only reason Maxim gave her the top spot on their silly little list is because she agreed to do the photo shoot below.

It is certainly pathetic that some cleavage shots and a bare butt flash was the best Maxim could get out of Kate. You better believe that if us pious Muslims ever did her the honor of putting her at the top of one of our lists we would at least get a topless photo out of her… Of course it would be the type of topless pic involving Kate kneeling in the desert in an orange jumpsuit while a righteous mujaheddin stands behind her wielding his sharpened scimitar.