Joe Jonas Arrested For Prostitution

The Internet is in a tizzy over rumors that Joe Jonas of the Jonas Brothers was just arrested for prostitution.

According to preliminary reports, Joe Jonas was arrested at 4:15am this morning at the corner of Sunset and La Brea in Los Angeles, and charged with prostitution. Police are alleging that Joe Jonas entered a vehicle in furtherance of his solicitation bid (said car apparently being operated by an undercover cop). Joe Jonas is also being charged with a second misdemeanor for loitering in a public place “with the intent to commit prostitution.”

If these rumors prove to be true we can not help but think this desperate act of man-whoring may be related to Joe Jonas’ crack addiction. Joe has been on a downward spiral for years now, let us hope this is the wake up call he needs to turn his life around. Allahu Akbar!