Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene: Sex in Public

I can’t get over these disgusting pictures of Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene committing acts of public lewdness. I know Western celebrities have no shame, but even I am shocked by this open display of near-fornication.

Just look at the way Joe is holding Ashley’s hand in his own. He might as well be holding her vagina with his penis. Why passersby are not hurling stones at the promiscuous couple is beyond me, but I can only assume it is because they fear retribution from Jonas’ powerful Zionist overlords. It’s a sad day in America when two young people can walk down the street hand-in-hand without meeting a bloody death at the hands of a righteous mob.