Jessica Alba Steps Out With Her Much Older Lover

Jessica Alba stepped out on the red carpet at the premiere of her new movie “Sin City: A Dame to Kill For” with her much older lover, famed Hollywood producer Morty Finklestein.

After years of irrelevance, Jessica Alba’s career has undergone a rebirth of sorts. Coincidentally at the same time Jessica started a passionate love affair with Morty Finklestein, one of the most powerful reptilian Zionists in all of heathen Hollywood.

As you can see in the photos below, the sexual tension between Jessica Alba and Morty is palpable. Just look at how Morty stares at Jessica intensely from the shadows, licking his lizard lips while still wearing some of Jessica’s lipstick on his cheek from their hot and heavy make out session in the limo on the way to the premiere.

Word has it that these two love birds didn’t even make it through a quarter of the movie before Morty’s Cialis kicked in, and they made a swift exit to the bathroom to go have dirty old man sex. Truly Jessica Alba is living the dream of every aspiring Hollywood starlet.