Jessica Alba Having An Affair With Jackie Chan

Is Jessica Alba having a torrid love affair with Chinaman Jackie Chan? It certainly looks that way!

As you can see in the photo above, Jessica Alba and Jackie Chan were caught in an intimate embrace with no male chaperones in sight.

Clearly this is all the evidence Jessica Alba’s husband will need to publicly shame her, burn her face with acid, and then divorce her. In fact if he does any less he may be suspected of being a homoqueer, and face prosecution in Sharia court. Divorce is never easy.