Jessica Alba Is Useless

Jessica Alba is completely useless. Ever since she decided to be selfish and have a kid she has lost all her sex appeal, and lets be honest she has always been a horrible actress.

There was a time when I would have paid good money just to watch Jessica take a dump. Now the only thing I see when I look at her is lost dreams.

The fact that she never got naked while she was still hot is one of the greatest travesties of our time. She owed us some nudity for sitting through crappy movie after crappy movie, but she never delivered.

But I’m sure Jessica will do nude scenes now that no one cares and her vag is all flappy. She is just that cold hearted.