Emma Watson Contemplates Suicide

Emma Watson stares lethargically out of her window while contemplating suicide and the futility of life.

Like all infidels, Emma Watson’s life has been an abomination, and utterly without meaning, as the only righteous path in life is the one spent in the service of Allah.

Emma Watson will never be able to overcome this metaphysical crisis, and will only slip further and further into a deep dark depression. Only accepting Allah as her lord and master can save Emma from the despair that clearly grips her heart, and causes her to long for a release from this mortal realm.