Emma Watson Begins Life After ‘Harry Potter’ As A Hooker

Life for former child stars in Hollywood can often be harsh with many falling victim to depression, and then turning to drugs and sex to cope. However, Emma Watson appears to be ahead of the game, as she is embracing her life as a has-been actress, and has already become a prostitute to get the money and recognition she so desperately needs.

For Emma Watson, the transition from Hollywood actress to filthy street walking whore should be an easy one. Acting and hooking require many of the same skill sets like hustling for work, pretending to be enjoying a role, and swallowing large amounts of cum.

No doubt Emma Watson will be a successful diseased ridden prostitute for many years to come. Kudos to Emma for finding her place in this world, and embracing it so readily.