Perez Hilton is a “child pornographer,” says Demi Moore

Perez Hilton is a lot of things: fat, gay, tubby, queer, chunky, gay, fat. Also, he’s gay. But is he a child pornographer? Demi Moore thinks so.

Apparently, Demi has taken offense to Hilton’s suggestion that she is a bad mother for dressing her daughter Tallulah like a Beirut street prostitute.

“Let me ask all of you, what is it called when someone is telling people to look and focus on a child’s ‘boobs & ass’ while providing photos?” Moore asked via her twitter account.

Since you’re reading celebrity gossip, we’ll make it a multiple choice question.

The answer is:

A – Billy Ray Cyrus

B – Joe Simpson

C – A child pornographer

D – Joe Francis

E – All of the above

The answer will be given later today.