Demi Moore Prostitutes Herself On Twitter

Just hours after Star Magazine ran the story that Demi Moore’s husband Ashton Kutcher had cheated on her with a younger and more virile woman, Demi obviously in a jealous rage posted this scandalous picture of herself in a bikini on her Twitter account.

Shame on Demi Moore for acting out like this bringing shame upon herself and her family. The Qur’an is very clear that Ashton Kutcher did nothing wrong by sleeping with another woman. It is perfectly natural for Ashton to want to find a mate who’s ovaries have not dried up, so that she may bare him a male heir.

Demi Moore should accept her place at her husband’s foot, and not worry herself with the affairs of her man. Her job is to tend to the household chores, harvest crops, and to fill in for the oxen when they are too tired to plow the fields.

Demi has brought great shame to her clan with this bikini Twitter pic. I expect her punishment from Ashton will come swiftly and be very severe. Allahu Akbar!