Christina Hendricks’ Heavy Titties Are Ready To Burst

As you can see from the photos below, after years of failing to be properly milked “Mad Men” and “Good Girls” star Christina Hendricks’ massive mammaries have become so heavy that they are about to burst.

Christina Hendricks is a fine specimen of female livestock that deserves better than to have her udders utterly neglected so that her milk spoils and curdles in her tit glands like this.

Unfortunately for Christina infidel men in the West know much more about draining ball sacks with their mouths and gaping AIDS riddled anus holes than properly milking a woman dry. Luckily us skilled Muslims could easily empty Christina’s ample knockers with just a few firm tugs from our powerful coarse calloused hands. Of course Christina would have to convert to Islam first by reciting the Hadith and skinning a Jew, but since she is no stranger to memorizing lines in heathen Hollywood both of those things should be no problem at all for her.