Christina Hendricks Is A Busty Alcoholic

It is 11:00am on a Thursday and “Mad Men” star Christina Hendricks is at a bar on Sunset drinking a whiskey on the rocks while staring seductively at the male patrons hoping they will pick up the next round. This is a typical morning for Christina Hendricks who is clearly one saucy, busty, redheaded alcoholic.

Why infidels allow women like Christina Hendricks to drink liquor is beyond me. One kuffar told me it was because alcohol impairs a woman’s judgement, before giving me a nudge and a wink. Of course I immediately split his head open with the handle of my scimitar as the man did not know the first thing about women and was clearly a homosexual.

Anyone who knows women understands that their judgement is always impaired! Giving alcohol to them is just overkill and asking for trouble. Christina Hendricks needs to be cut off, and only a strong Muslim man has the moxie to do it. I pray she finds one soon. Allahu Akbar!