Charlie Sheen To Auction Off His Harem

In a sign that the actor might be facing financial troubles after being let go from his hit TV show “2 And A Half Men”, Charlie Sheen has announced that he will be auctioning off a portion of his harem of whores.

Lloyd’s of London is reportedly going to be conducting the auction of whores for Sheen in late June, and to increase interest Charlie has already offered a fine stock of whores to be previewed by would-be bidders in the GIF below.

I fully expect a powerful Muslim Sheik to bid on and win all of Charlie Sheen’s auctioned whores, for this is a once and lifetime opportunity to f*ck a piece of Hollywood history that no self-respecting Sheik would pass up.