Charlie Sheen Gets A BJ On TV

Charlie Sheen Gets A BJ On TV

Charlie Sheen appears to be up to his old tricks getting a BJ from a porn star on TV. This appears to be some sort of “Inception” type dream sequence in which Charlie gets his meat sucked through a TV while on a different TV himself in his new show “Anger Management”. This is difficult ..

Charlie Sheen To Auction Off His Harem

Charlie Sheen To Auction Off His Harem

In a sign that the actor might be facing financial troubles after being let go from his hit TV show “2 And A Half Men”, Charlie Sheen has announced that he will be auctioning off a portion of his harem of whores. Lloyd’s of London is reportedly going to be conducting the auction of whores ..

Emilio Estevez To Replace Sheen On “Two and a Half Men”

Emilio Estevez To Replace Sheen On “Two and a Half Men”

It has just been confirmed that Charlie Sheen’s own brother Emilio Estevez will be replacing him on the hit CBS TV show “Two and a Half Men”. In a statement from Emilio Estevez I found written on a crumbled up napkin at a Chili’s on Sunset, Emilio boasts about stealing Charlie’s show saying, For years ..

Ebert vs Sheen On Twitter – Sheen Winning

Ebert vs Sheen On Twitter – Sheen Winning

Renowned cocksman and honorary Muslim, Charlie Sheen took to his Twitter account to defend himself against slander from the freakishly deformed movie critic Roger Ebert. As you can see in the Twitter exchange above, Ebert unfairly attacks Sheen, calling him lonely. Of course it is only through the evils of modern Western medicine and social ..

Charlie Sheen Foursome With Wife, Girlfriend, & Porn Star

Charlie Sheen Foursome With Wife, Girlfriend, & Porn Star

The picture above is of Charlie Sheen posing happily with his wife, girlfriend/nanny, and porn star Bree Olson after (probably) having a foursome. Charlie Sheen and his women are all staying together in an exclusive resort in the Bahamas. When Charlie Sheen isn’t fulfilling the will of Allah and trying to get the abomination of ..

Charlie Sheen Takes Care of His Women

Charlie Sheen Takes Care of His Women

Charlie Sheen may lock his women up in closets or threaten to kill them, but he always makes sure to change their newspapers and that they have plenty of water in their dish. Also he takes care of them financially, so really what more can a whore ask for? Take Charlie’s dear, dear friend Kacey ..

Charlie Sheen Dead At The Age of 45

Charlie Sheen Dead At The Age of 45

Breaking News: Actor Charlie Sheen, who was rushed to a hospital Thursday morning with “severe abdominal pains”, died from what doctors are calling withdrawal like symptoms at 6:46am Pacific Standard Time. Though details are still sketchy, early word is that Charlie Sheen’s death can be attributed to severe symptoms of withdrawal. Sheen was taken to ..

Hooker Owned by Charlie Sheen Plunges Over Cliff

Hooker Owned by Charlie Sheen Plunges Over Cliff

LOS ANGELES – A hooker that Charlie Sheen reported stolen from his Sherman Oaks home was found overturned hundreds of feet down a nearby cliff early Sunday, but there’s no evidence anyone was in the hooker when it went into the ravine, police said. Police got an emergency call around 4 a.m. from an OnStar-style ..

Charlie Sheen’s Wife Accuses Him Of Murder

Charlie Sheen’s Wife Accuses Him Of Murder

Charlie Sheen’s wife Brooke Mueller called police on her husband Christmas morning, and claimed he had assaulted and choked her. Charlie Sheen was arrested for felony second degree assault, and spent most of Christmas day in jail. Sources say authorities gave both Charlie and Brooke blood alcohol tests. Brooke registered a .13 while Charlie registered ..

The Charlie Sheen Guide To Relationships

The Charlie Sheen Guide To Relationships

Hey folks, Charlie Sheen here. I wrote this article as a guide for you young men and women out there in relationships. You could say I’m kind of an expert on relationships since I’ve had 722 in my 40+ years of living and loving. First lets define what a relationship is. A relationship is a ..