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Celeb Jihad has just obtained this exclusive photo of actor Gary Coleman’s coffin. Gary Coleman, who was taken off life support and died last Friday, is apparently keeping quite nicely thanks to the insulated design of his custom coffin. According to the manufacturer, Gary Coleman’s coffin is made up of top of the line hard ..
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Dennis Hopper, the famed actor best know for his role in Super Mario Bros., has died of “prostate cancer” at the age of 74. Hopper’s death comes just one day after fellow thespian Gary Coleman died of a “stroke.” While the media will tell you that both men died of natural causes, this is nothing ..
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CelebJihad has learned that actor Gary Coleman has died of an intracranial hemorrhage. The TV star and CelebJihad favorite was only 42. Dr. James Miceli, a stroke specialist and assistant professor of neurology at the University of Detroit, says that serious intracranial hemorrhages involve a broken vessel inside the brain, but they can also occur ..
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Actor Corey Haim was found dead this morning in his Burbank apartment. The mainstream media will tell you that the 80’s heartthrob died of an “accidental drug overdose,” the same excuse they always use when a cover up is afoot. But the fact of the matter is that Corey, like so many of his celebrity ..
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Democratic Representative and Twilight star John Murtha died on Monday at the age of 77, according to media reports. He had been suffering complications after a gallbladder surgery. A retired Marine and a vociferous critic of the Iraq War, Murtha was set to appear in this year’s Twilight sequel, Twilight: Eclipse. He was cast as ..
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“Pants on the Ground” singer and “American Idol” sensation Larry Platt was found dead last night outside a convenience store in downtown Atlanta. According to witnesses at the store, Platt was beaten to death by a group of young men who were loitering in the store’s parking lot. “There were six or seven gang bangers ..
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Christmas came early for Tiger Woods this year when actress Brittany Murphy died suddenly in her LA home. Tiger and his harem of skanks who had been dominating the headlines the last couple weeks were instantly wiped off the front page as Brittany chased the dragon one to many times. Brittany Murphy’s death looks like ..
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Actress Brittany Murphy the star of such movies as “Clueless” and “8 Mile” died today at the age of 32. Brittany Murphy’s mom discovered her unconscious in the shower. A 911 call was made at 8:00 AM from her Los Angeles home. When paramedics arrived, they quickly determined Murphy was in full cardiac arrest and ..
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Time to call the Undertaker, because sources are reporting that Umaga, the WWE wrestler, has died. Reports indicate that he fell asleep on his couch and never woke up, which is not exactly the death of a warrior. If true, we mourn with his family. Although when it comes to wresting, there is only one ..
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DJ AM born Adam Goldstein is dead at the age of 36. DJ AM was found dead in his New York City apartment with prescription pill bottles by his body. Obviously the cause of death has not been announced yet, but I think it is safe to assume that this is just like the movie ..
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Ted Kennedy the beloved murdering alcoholic from Massachusetts has died of brain cancer. Let us honor his memory with some dead Ted Kennedy jokes. What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Teddy Kennedy? About 2 months of decay! Ted Kennedy has been sober for 12 hours now. Ted Kennedy carries on the tradition of ..
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Just moments ago Michael Jackson was laid to rest at Forest Lawn Memorial Park in Hollywood Hills. His casket was buried just a few feet away from the remains of his long-dead career. Jackson’s career, which had been a major part of the singer’s life since 1964, passed away in 2003 after a prolonged 10-year ..
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Fans still reeling from the shocking events of last Thursday have been shaken by the news that a second plane has just hit Michael Jackson. The aircraft, an American Airlines Boeing 737 struck the LA County Coroner’s vehicle carrying the body of the deceased superstar, en route to the Jackson family home. First reports suggest ..
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Billy Mays, the television pitchman for such products as “Kaboom!” and “OxiClean,” was pronounced dead Sunday morning. But wait there’s more! Not really though. Authorities say Mays was found dead by his wife at his Tampa home. He was 50. Actually, he was 80, but since he died right now they took 30 years off. ..
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I do not know what would be more appropriate right now then jokes about Michael Jackson dying. If you have any to add do so in the comments section. Michael Jackson hasn’t been this stiff since Macully Culkin spent the night at Neverland Ranch. Because Jackson’s body was 95% plastic, he will be melted ..
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Farrah Fawcett has died of cancer. She was 62. Although she clearly tested Allah by strolling around without a bra, much less a burqa, I can’t help but wonder if there were more deserving starlets harlots to smite. Far be it from me to question the will of Allah the most wise, but I would ..
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There are five stages of grief. When I heard that Heath Ledger had died I skipped stages one through four and moved straight on to stage five: acceptance. Apparently I was alone. It’s been well over a week since Heath caught the dragon, but I still have to listen to Mary Hart and her ilk ..
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