Top 7 Actresses Harvey Weinstein Is Rumored To Have Had Sex With

Heathen Hollywood has just been rocked to its core as a titan of the industry Harvey Weinstein has announced he is stepping away from showbiz amid reports that he has been “sexually harassing” actresses for years.

Of course this is ridiculous as Harvey Weinstein is an Adonis, and any woman would be more than pleased to have his chubby greasy Jew hands fondling her body. Besides if these women were so unhappy about Harvey thrusting his stubby two inch Christ killer cock inside of them why didn’t they speak out sooner? Especially considering so many of these actress are self-proclaimed “feminists” who have no problem loudly lambasting the evil “patriarchy” in interviews.

Below we have compiled a list of the top 7 actresses who are rumored to have had sex with Harvey Weinstein. Harvey termed these actresses “It girls”, put them on his magazines’ covers, and cast them in his studio’s movies greatly advancing their careers.

#7 Olivia Wilde

Granted Harvey didn’t do that much for Olivia Wilde’s career, but if the rumors are true every disgusting fat Heb producer (who isn’t a pederast) has had a piece of her.

#6 Rose McGowan

Rose McGowan has not so subtlety hinted that Harvey raped her back when she was filming “Grindhouse” for his studio, and that she received a large settlement from him in exchange for signing a non-disclosure agreement.

#5 Emma Watson

This photo says it all, as Harvey leads noted feminist Emma Watson into his hotel for a private “audition”.

#4 Scarlett Johansson

When Scarlett Johansson was trying to get her start in Hollywood her nickname was “the mattress” because apparently anyone could lay on top of her including Harvey.

#3 Jessica Alba

Harvey is rumored to have promised Jessica Alba an Oscar in exchange for sex. He even (to the surprise of many insiders) cast Jessica in a prestige role in the film “Awake”. Naturally Jessica’s complete lack of talent caused the movie to bomb with critics, but in the end I’m sure Harvey didn’t care because he got to nut his piddly little Jew sperm on Jessica’s face.

#2 Gwyneth Paltrow

One actress Harvey did deliver an Oscar for was Gwyneth Paltrow. Who in 1995 (after allegedly sleeping with Harvey) was cast as the lead in his company’s film “Shakespeare in Love” despite being relatively unknown at the time. Gwyneth later had this to say about her sugar daddy, “There were certain favors that he asked me to do that I felt were not exploitive but not necessarily as great for me as they were for him.”

#1 Jennifer Lawrence

Perhaps the most obvious and successful of Harvey’s whores is Jennifer Lawrence. Not only did Harvey make Jennifer a household name by personally casting her for “The Hunger Games” franchise (after a rigorous audition process in his Malibu mansion), but Harvey also got her an Oscar when she won for his studio’s film “Silver Linings Playbook”. No doubt old Harvey got anal out of Jennifer that night.

Bonus: Hillary Clinton

Of course Harvey didn’t have sex with Hillary Clinton (even he has standards), but they’ve been good friends for over 30 years and he contributed millions to her numerous campaigns. Which is odd because Hillary markets herself as a champion of women’s rights. Perhaps Harvey just misheard her campaign slogan as “I’m In Her”.