Star Wars Lost Deleted Scene Uncovered

As everyone already knows the “Star Wars” movies were analogies for the righteous Muslim struggle against the evil Jewish empire. Hell even Darth Vader became a major mouth breather and probably sucked at sports once he joined the “dark side” (aka became a Jew).

The one thing that always bothered me about the Star Wars movies was the Princess Leia character. Talk about a mouthy female! I always wished they would have cut all her lines and put her in a burka. Her flirtation with Hans Solo would of been just as good through the fluttering of her eyes, and maybe a soft giggle.

Needless to say I was very pleased to uncover this lost scene from the original Star Wars movie in which Princess Leia fetches Luke a beer. This is an important scene that really adds another dimension to the characters. Mainly Leia as a subservient woman and Luke as a normal man.

It is just unfortunate that Luke did not climb down and give Leia a “that a girl” smack on the ass. However, I guess with CGI they can always add that in later.