Jessica Alba Upskirt No Panties Pics

Oh how the mighty have fallen. At one time Jessica Alba thought she was a serious actress and refused to accept her role as masturbation fodder for the horned up masses. Now Jessica Alba’s career is all but dried up and she is resorting to Paris Hilton like tricks to frantically try and regain her lost fame.

Just look at these obviously planned upskirt no panties pics of Jessica Alba. Are we to believe that Jessica just happened to wear a short black dress with no panties, and then she just happened to wander over to some glass balcony were a camera man just happened to be waiting?

Listen Jessica Alba we get it. You desperately want to become a big star again, and you know the only way that is going to happen is if you show a good amount of vag. However, going about it by pretending to be caught with no panties on is so Lindsay Lohan, and you are slightly better than that!

If you have finally accepted that you are a filthy infidel whore who’s only use to the world is pleasing men with your body then I will help. I have a great little photo studio set up in my basement. We’ll keep it very classy and get those Jessica Alba vagina pictures out to the public the right way. Let me know.